Puppy or Kitten?/Transcript

[Queen Mango]
 * Narrator: Puppy or kitten?
 * Queen Mango: Ohhhhhh! *falls down and coughs*
 * Deliah: *worried* Mommy, what's happening?
 * Queen Mango: I'm pregnant with... with... I don't know. *gets up* I'll go ask your father... wait, no. Maybe I can ask my... no, not my grandma and grandpa! Now I know who I can ask! I can ask... *looks at the Camping Cats group* them! *walks over to them* Puppy or kitten?
 * Pinkie Purra and Yellowa Stripes: Kitten! Uh, were trying to watch The Pony Show.
 * Queen Mango: Ok! *walks over when a mysterious force suddenly strikes her into the air* Aaaahhh! Woah! *werid sound plays* *flies up more* Uh oh, if I'm up that means I'm going to go down! Uh oh... *falls down* Aaahhh, I'm falling! *hits the ground*
 * Bluey: *walks over to Queen Mango* Honey, honey?...
 * Queen Mango: *gets up and screams at Bluey* You scared me to death!
 * Bluey: You scared me to death, more like!
 * Queen Mango: Now, puppy or kitten?
 * Bluey: Puppy, of course! I'm the father, duh!
 * Queen Mango: *goes up near the screen* Awkward! *comes back to ground level*
 * Bluey: I know it sounds awkward, but my family is devoted to having puppies, of course! Because I'm a dog!
 * Queen Mango: *goes up near the screen again* *imitates O Rly* Are you rly serious? *comes back to ground level* Ok, I'm going to ask someone else. *walks away from Bluey and walks where O Rly's treehouse perch was* Hi, O Rly!
 * O Rly: What is this?! Would you want some kibble biscuits?!
 * Queen Mango: What the... That means you're eating money. So, puppy or kitten?
 * O Rly: *yells* OWL!!!!!!!!
 * silence*
 * Queen Mango: Okay, I'll go ask somebody else. *runs where Abbey's Bakery is* Abbey, she is hardworking... *begins to slow down and finally faints*
 * next scene begins*
 * Narrator: Fifteen minutes later...
 * Queen Mango: *gets up again* Alright... *faints again in the same spot*
 * next scene begins*
 * Narrator: Two hours later...
 * Queen Mango: *finally gets up again* Abbey...
 * Abbey: What is it... ...Mango?
 * Queen Mango: Puppy or kitten?
 * Abbey: Kitten, of course. But, what do you want here?
 * Queen Mango: I want to start up a poll!
 * Abbey: Good! Then type in the code: 5059910. *corrects herself* Actually, one, zero.
 * Queen Mango: Okay! *starts typing in the code on Abbey's cash register*
 * the cash register shoots up in the air and lands somewhere random*
 * Queen Mango: *gets the cash register (now a computer)* Woah, it turned into a computer! Now I can start up my poll! *starts typing*
 * Narrator: Fifteen minutes of typing later...
 * Queen Mango: *finishes poll* Ah, complete!
 * next scene begins*
 * Narrator: One minute later...
 * Vanessa: Mom, mom!
 * Vera: What is it?
 * Vanessa: Can I go on my computer?
 * Vera: Yes, Vanessa.
 * Vanessa: *goes on computer* Cool! I found something neat! Ooh, a poll! Puppy, kitten, other... Alright! *selects a random answer*
 * sound plays*
 * Chippy: Uhhhh... Woah, a poll! I'm going to say other! *selects "other"*
 * sound plays*
 * next scene begins*
 * Queen Mango: Oh! Oh no, they're coming!
 * Ozzy: What's coming?
 * Queen Mango: I'm pregnant and I'm going to give birth right now! Help me!
 * Ozzy: All right! Lie down! Relax!
 * Queen Mango: *lies down on a bed* *moans* What'll we do?
 * Ozzy: Here, I'll check. *checks Queen Mango's X Ray* Your X Ray is really bad! *murmurs something* Okay, I need to check some basic things. *grabs a stethoscope*
 * Queen Mango: Like what?
 * Ozzy: I need to do it carefully, of course! Duh!
 * Queen Mango: All right!
 * Ozzy: Now I shall check your heartbeat.
 * Fluffy: Mom, what's happening to you?
 * Ozzy: Don't worry, she's only pregnant, and she's going to give birth right now.
 * Fluffy: That must be painful!
 * Ozzy: *checks Queen Mango's heartbeat* Oh no, no! This is bad! You're going to give birth right now and I'm so worried! Okay!
 * Queen Mango: Okay, help me push!
 * Ozzy: I know! It's so painful, but I can't help you! It's too hard! Just push on your own, please?
 * Queen Mango: Alright! *begins pushing* *stops pushing* I see a head or something, but I can't tell! *pushes as hard as she could*
 * Kitten 1 comes out of Queen Mango*
 * Kitten 1: Wah!
 * Ozzy: That's your one little kitten! That is good...
 * Queen Mango: Wait, I feel more!
 * Ozzy: Oh no! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
 * Queen Mango: *starts pushing*
 * Ozzy: Relax! One word: relax!
 * Queen Mango: *pushes*
 * Kitten 2 comes out of Queen Mango*
 * Kitten 2: Mew!
 * Queen Mango: I feel one more! *starts pushing*
 * Kitten 3 comes out of Queen Mango*
 * Queen Mango: *crazily* That's it, THAT'S IT! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * Kitten 1: *stumbles over Kitten 2 and Kitten 3* Pwuf!
 * Ozzy: Ok! Congratulations for your little bundle of kittens!
 * silence*
 * Queen Mango: *corrects Ozzy* Kindle, that should be.
 * Ozzy: *puzzled* Kindle? I thought you meant Kindle Fire! Oh! Stupid, stupid, stupid...
 * next scene begins*
 * Queen Mango: *buys a bed* Bedtime for you!
 * Kitten 3: *yawns* Ya, mommy's right.
 * Queen Mango: Good job, children! You must go to sleep now! *gets three bowls each with a fish* Now here is your food in case you are hungry.
 * kittens all yawn and go into their beds*
 * music cues*
 * song begins*

Good night, my precious little kittens.

Good night for eternity.

Rest your little heads on your beds.

Make sure the bed bugs don't bite. *the "don't bite" line echos two times*

Make sure you fall asleep before you get some nightmares! [Chippy]
 * song ends*
 * Chippy: *angry* Shoot! I've always wanted a SQUIRREL BUDDY! Maybe I should sing about my rant.
 * ???: Good idea.
 * Chippy: Oh, yes!
 * music cues*
 * song begins*

I've always wanted a squirrel buddy. *sings the "squirrel buddy" line two times again*

I want a squirrel buddy to be with me all of the time!

Oh no, why am I in the sky? *sings the "sky" line again but longer*

Where the heck am I gonna go?

I'm rising up into the air and I want a squirrel buddy! *sings the "squirrel buddy" line two times again*
 * song ends*
 * Chippy: Uh oh! *breaks the fourth wall by crashing into the screen* *coughs*
 * the episode ends*